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[19 Aug 2005|10:51am]
new account
for the 2005-2006 school year

leave me your AIM
if you want to know it.
give me whores

secret meanings. [18 Aug 2005|10:26am]
throw me a coming home party
everybody must come
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half of the news [17 Aug 2005|09:12pm]
i dont know when im coming back
some extreme things have happened
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always expect the worst [17 Aug 2005|01:09pm]
and grow
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standards [16 Aug 2005|10:39am]
today is
the wedding crashers
alot of caff chai
some exersize
maybe trim up the mullet.
its a little out of hand.

so is staying up untill 4am every night for a month.

uhm
remember this?
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god.
so cool.

[15 Aug 2005|09:16pm]

alot of people complimented my hair today
all of my aunts friends are either
fat
or ana
but they all really like me
most of them are divorced or single
and rich

i dont belong here.
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liq-er-d [15 Aug 2005|05:14pm]
uhm


my auntie is way better
than your auntie

except she dosent feed me
the only thing in this house is
tequilla
and V8



if you live in nashville TN or anywhere close
i probably dont want to meet you
so dont ask.
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god im fucking cute [13 Aug 2005|06:39pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

im in north carolina still
busy being an aunt.

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this is patrick
he likes gameboy
and is a blue belt in TKD
which means he could kick your ass.
while playing pokemon.
i love him.

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this is eliza (and patrick)
she hogs the covers
and cant wash her own hair
but likes to ride bikes with me
i love her.


they nick named me aunt "wack"
because i say it all the time.




do you really want me to come home from this?
ok. i will.
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i ride bikes [11 Aug 2005|01:55pm]
all the time now.


117 baby!


look im fab:


be back later kids.
indiana isnt the same is it?
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[06 Aug 2005|07:53pm]
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WTF KIDS

WHO MISSES ME?





holla atcha boyz
<3

myspace.com/tonsofbotox
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different area codes. [30 Jul 2005|09:52pm]
[ mood | amused ]

SO IM IN NORTH CAROLINA
AND ALL THEY LISTEN TO IS RAP.

i went to the beach today.
im taking a bus to south carolina tomorrow to see horse the band.
then ill be back on the 4th.
so im basically going on vacation from my vacation.

sand on my feet still.
i love the beach.
fuck indiana.
miss my friends though.

holla at me
if you wanna talk.
<3

ps. re-bleached my hair. and i did it perfect this time, plus i trimmed it up.
cant wait to show you.

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holy fuck [23 Jul 2005|03:00am]
i never use eljay anymore

after i gave up on getting a new camera anytime soon
i assumed you all got uninterested in my life
blah blah

im on vay-cay right now.
w/ DCFC


my advice for the summer:
cut your hair
dont party too much
wear something skanky
go on a road trip

ps.
lessthanthreeee
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[23 Jun 2005|09:35am]
ive got a terrible new thing for the caesers
somebody stop me


i cant believe me jobie and my mom...
yesterday
wow
wtf, right?

its 930am and im cleaning my room.
tanning today, then waiting for josh to get off work
no other plans
<3
LAURAJOAN
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OMFG WHITE TRASH [20 Jun 2005|01:37am]
i miss updating all the time with pictures, but now itslike once a week at best

anyways
heres fridays whtie trash party pictures
it owned just like i thought it would

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yeee haw?Collapse )

<3 joan
<3 myspace</font>
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good news and more pictures [16 Jun 2005|09:00am]
[ mood | sunday is a whole year!!! ]

NO SUMMER SCHOOL FOR JOAN, BITCHES!

ohhhhhhhhhhh gosh. im so happy now.
not that summer school was going to be the end of the world.
but im ok with not have a single obligation for the entire summer.

except for sounds of the underground.
im soooooo pumped for that.
yes.
pumped.

heck ill even post some more pictures from the martini part.
haha
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mj and me being hella cute
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mj and asian getting it on
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me and joe cage fighting on top of MJ
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MJ and emillie
hahaha
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me and josh, mega hangover
<3


dont forget kids, if you dont have directions for the party then dont come, or just figue out my # and call me.
heres a link to the suggested attire, (this is a myspace link, so you'll have to sign in) : INFO
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[14 Jun 2005|03:32am]
HUCKLBERRY FUCK UP


FRENCH RAP

CHRISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVEN IF THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL YOUR NAME
LOVE YA KID
PUTT PUTT WHEN YOU GET BACK
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LET KICK OFF THE SUMMER [11 Jun 2005|09:31pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

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cosmos/and/posingCollapse )

"martini night" that was such a good party idea, cudos to mj for coming up with it
it was a great summer begining
and i even wore a dress
next friday is white trash (beer/trashy alcohol) night
were gonna grill and rock the wife beaters
no prettys allowed, k

keep up with me this summer kids
<3 joan
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ohhhhhhhh shit [10 Jun 2005|12:18am]
[ mood | soo piss drunk i cant feel my sprained ankle ]

as of 5 minutes ago (aproxx)
i sprained my ankle


too many martini's
maybe
or i just shloudnt have tried to run in the wet grass in my flops
who cares
it doesnt hurt too bad

i cant wait untill it turns purple
people get so freaked.

the point is.
im techincally intoxicated rightn ow.
my exboyfriends exgirlfriend who he just hooked back up with hates me.
and im not too content with her.
kristen is the hired hitman
blah blah

we got ethernet
its mega
and im sooo pumped for MARTINI PARTY
you should be too.

this is me in love with you
<3 loveface HXC
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[08 Jun 2005|02:27pm]
today was the best kick off to summer

i didnt go to school untill 4th period (last period of the day)
my final was to draw a picture for comupter graphics
i spent the earlier part of the day doing dirty things to josh
and tanning on my backyard

i cant wait for the martini/joan is out of school party
this friday
you cant come
unless youre gorgeous
and dressed up

i love you kids
dont worry
ill get another camera eventually
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